Big Shot Bob – Ep 278 – The Rooter to the Tooter

It's Friday, which means The Shoot Around. Robert Horry, Rob Jenners and B-Dawg are back with your questions, and K-Mac kicks it off by asking for an official ruling: did the Clippers' in-arena host really rip one on the mic during a dance team intro, or was the clip doctored? Our sound guy has thoughts. We also take a minute for Patrick Stewart, who passed away this week at 86. Professor X, Captain Picard, the American Dad! voice work. The guys also remember Tim Curry and Dolly Parton from a rough year of losses. Then Tim sends in the Brewers kid crying on the local news after the World Series and asks if we've ever been that happy about a team winning. Jenners goes back to building the Braves' 2021 World Series broadcast, Harp talks Rams, and Horry explains why beating the Spurs in '95 felt bigger than any of his seven rings. Jaylen Brown's $20,000 toilet makes ocean sounds when it flushes, so naturally we spend way too long on Horry's toilet. Garrett puts seven legends at a table (Bird, Magic, Kobe, LeBron, Steph, Shaq and Duncan) and asks who gets up when MJ walks in. Plus Lamar Odom is on OnlyFans now, and Horry tells the story of the guy at a car wash who offered him $450,000 cash to be the face of a dispensary. He said no. Harp and Jenners are still not over it. Catch the full Big Shot Bob Podcast every Wednesday, including Episode 283 with Ernie Johnson's final season, the NBA's injury week and a huge college football weekend of picks. Subscribe, hit the bell, and send in your questions for next week's Shoot Around. 00:00 Intro: It's Friday, It's The Shoot Around 00:34 K-Mac: Did the Clippers Host Really Fart on Mic? 02:50 Remembering Patrick Stewart, Tim Curry & Dolly Parton 04:54 Tim: Were You Ever This Happy to See Your Team Win? 07:26 Horry: Why Beating the Spurs in '95 Topped the Rings 08:20 Jaylen Brown's $20K Ocean-Sound Toilet 11:14 Garrett: MJ Wants a Seat. Who Gets Up From the Table? 13:27 Weirdest Story of the Week: Lamar Odom on OnlyFans 14:57 Horry Turned Down $450K to Be a Dispensary Spokesman

We're a day late this week (Election Day off, you understand), but Big Shot Bob is back with plenty to get through. Robert Horry, Rob Jenners and B-Dawg open with Giannis calling Luka one of the best scorers ever, then spend real time on the biggest news in sports media: Ernie Johnson says this is his last season hosting Inside the NBA. Horry talks about what it meant as a player to hear EJ say your name, Harp shares what Ernie is like off camera, and the crew makes the case that nobody should even try to replace him. Retire the name with him. Then it's injury week. Anthony Edwards is out at least two months after knee surgery, Chet is down with a patellar tendon tear, and Jaren Jackson Jr., Haliburton and Ja are all banged up. Horry has a theory: guys go from zero to 100 without ramping up, and too many of them skip the weight room. He brings receipts, including the time Penny Hardaway told him he doesn't do legs, and explains why Giannis, Dirk and Steph got stronger and lasted. Plus congrats to the Valkyries on a Game 7 title win over the Dream. Around the league: the Sixers are 7-1 and the guys argue over whether Boston boos Jaylen Brown in his first trip back, the Grizzlies' hot start ends against (of all teams) the Pelicans, Draymond picks up his first ejection of the year with Dillon Brooks flying in from the rafters, Yaxel Lendeborg keeps putting up numbers for Golden State, and the Hornets and Thunder announce jersey retirements for Muggsy Bogues and Russell Westbrook. Over to college football. FSU finally fired Mike Norvell, and his $50 million buyout lands him on the Mount Rushmore of coaches getting paid to sit at home. The guys talk NIL and why athletic departments are underwater, then make picks on a loaded weekend: BYU-Utah, Texas-Mizzou, Alabama-LSU, Oregon-Ohio State, Kentucky-Tennessee, Miami at Notre Dame and Georgia at Ole Miss. Big Shot of the Week goes to the Red Baron pizza guy who shut down a prankster, and we close with a game of Inside Inside the NBA. How well do Horry and Harp know the show? 00:00 Intro: A Day Late After Election Day 01:25 Giannis Says Luka Is One of the Best Scorers Ever 03:45 Ernie Johnson's Final Season on Inside the NBA 08:02 Who Replaces Ernie? Nobody. Retire the Name 12:00 Anthony Edwards Out After Knee Surgery 14:15 Injury Week: Chet, Jaren Jackson Jr., Haliburton, Ja 15:11 Why Players Keep Getting Hurt: Hit the Weight Room 19:43 Valkyries Win the WNBA Title in Game 7 22:10 Sixers 7-1: Will Boston Boo Jaylen Brown? 25:25 Pelicans Hand the Grizzlies Their First Loss 28:58 Draymond's First Ejection & Dillon Brooks 30:54 Yaxel Lendeborg Is Playing With No Fear 34:08 Jersey Retirements: Muggsy Bogues & Russell Westbrook 36:56 FSU Fires Mike Norvell & the Buyout Mount Rushmore 41:05 CFB Picks: BYU-Utah, Texas-Mizzou, Alabama-LSU 45:18 CFB Picks: Oregon-Ohio State, Kentucky-Tennessee 47:43 CFB Picks: Miami at Notre Dame 50:32 CFB Picks: Georgia at Ole Miss 54:14 Big Shot of the Week: The Red Baron Pizza Guy 59:08 Game: Inside Inside the NBA

Shoot Around is back. It's been about a month since our last Friday show, and the official explanation is that Rob Horry is an old man who has to sit out back-to-backs. Episode 150, with Robert Horry, Rob Jenners and Brandon "B-Dog" Harper. It's Halloween weekend, so we start there. Harp has wanted to go as Blade for two years and keeps putting it off. Horry stays in when he's in LA because the whole city turns into a street party. The last time he dressed up was in San Antonio, as a Grim Reaper nobody recognized. Then your questions. Marcelo wants to know if players hear the arena music, and whether the home team gets a say. (Also, Marcelo, Hornets-Wizards tickets were cheaper than a bottle of Dasani at the game.) Q asks about the NBA putting chips in basketballs, and Rob Horry is not a fan. Craig asks if Rob ever thought about naming his son Junior. He did name his son Robert, and he'd change it if he could. The upgrade story on the school trip is a good one. In between, we argue about Jay-Z headlining the Super Bowl and who we'd pick instead, from Drake to Morgan Wallen to the Foo Fighters. Then Horry admits he listens to country music, which was supposed to be a secret. We finish with evil genius moments. A guy on Reddit swapped out a road sign 13 years ago so he could make a right turn. Rob Jenners tops it with the story of his old boss, a glass studio door and a pack of half-pound weights. And Horry explains what was really going through his head on the Steve Nash body check. Got a question for Shoot Around? Send it our way. The full Big Shot Bob Podcast drops every Tuesday. 00:00 Shoot Around is back 00:54 Halloween plans and Horry the Grim Reaper 03:47 Do NBA players hear the arena music? 05:42 Jay-Z and the Super Bowl halftime show 07:44 Who we'd want at halftime instead 10:22 Should the NBA put a chip in the ball? 13:33 Naming your son after yourself 17:01 Evil genius moments: the road sign 18:48 Rob's revenge door 22:53 Horry on the Steve Nash body check

For the first time in about a month, all three of us are in the same place. Robert Horry is back to work (and a little cranky about it), Harp is back from the casino, and Rob Jenners is off the road. Episode 282 of the Big Shot Bob Podcast. We start with the WNBA Finals. A'ja Wilson has five MVPs, so who's her NBA comp? Then the fight: Game 6 between the Dream and the Valkyries tips at 12:30 on a weekday in Atlanta and airs on E! and SyFy. Harp says the NBA should have stepped in for its little sister. Rob says this one is on the WNBA. Rob Horry has a simpler fix, and a story about the Lakers getting rushed off the floor in Philly to celebrate a title in a back hallway. From there: is State Farm Arena the best building in the league when Atlanta actually shows up? The Knicks sent employees a fake championship ring email as a phishing test, then handed assistant coaches empty boxes. That leads to Horry pulling out his own rings on camera and explaining why the '95 Rockets ring, from his favorite title, is the worst one he owns. Also this week: Jalen Williams' ankle injury and why nobody needs the slow-mo replay, Kawhi's knee (again), LeBron's golf swings during the anthem, a Warriors rookie getting under Luka's skin, and the defensive rule Horry teaches kids that you will never forget. Plus the Cavs blowing two big leads, the early unbeaten and winless teams, and Harp finally turning in his playoff picks with a week of games in his back pocket. We close with college football picks (Auburn-Ole Miss, Georgia-Florida, Northwestern-Oregon, Miami-UNC, Ohio State-USC), a fight over whether Harp gets credit for the weeks he missed, Big Shot of the Week, and a higher-or-lower game on new guys in new uniforms. 00:00 Intro: the whole crew is back 02:09 WNBA Finals and A'ja Wilson's five MVPs 03:48 Game 6 at 12:30 PM: whose fault is it? 09:41 The Hawks floor and no on-court celebration 14:59 Is State Farm the best arena in the NBA? 18:16 Darkened crowds and viral fans 20:20 Knicks ring phishing scam and empty boxes 22:27 Horry's championship rings, best to worst 29:02 Jalen Williams' injury and the replay problem 31:42 Kawhi out again with knee inflammation 34:41 LeBron's anthem golf swings and Sixers ratings 36:51 Warriors rookie vs. Luka 40:05 Horry's defense rule (and a T-shirt idea) 42:11 Cavs collapses, unbeaten and winless teams 45:19 Harp's playoff picks: East 48:24 West picks and the Lakers' big man problem 53:56 College football picks 1:03:27 Big Shot of the Week 1:04:43 Game: Welcome Back, higher or lower

NBA SEASON IS BACK!!! And the crew is... mostly back. Harp phones in from the casino floor at Harrah's Cherokee Valley River in Murphy, North Carolina, Robert Horry is squeezing us in before a flight, and Rob Jenners is just glad real basketball tips off tonight. We start with the Lakers waiving Dalton Knecht. Robert isn't surprised, shares what his old college coach told him about Knecht's scoring, and names a couple of teams that should go get him (Denver, you need a shooter). Then it's ring night at the Garden. Robert knows the other side of that one. His first year in San Antonio, he had to sit there and watch the Spurs get rings for beating his Lakers. He also tells the story of the 1995 Rockets ring that came out looking cheap. From there it's Steph's ankle scare, the Porzingis illness, Draymond showing up heavy, and Ben Simmons tearing his Achilles right when he looked like himself again. We also get into the NBA's memo cracking down on certain prop bets, and why the leagues' sudden moral compass is hard to take seriously when the sponsors are sportsbooks and beer companies. In the WNBA Finals, the Atlanta Dream finally won a Finals game and Angel Reese put up some history. We talk about the viral clip of her walking off when she didn't get the ball, and Robert explains what he'd tell her and what Shaq used to do instead. Harp had to bail once the afternoon show took over his table, so Robert and Rob lock in their East and West playoff picks without him. His are coming next week. Robert has the Wizards in the playoffs (with an asterisk), Rob has the Celtics second in the East, and we'll be holding all of it over each other until April. We close with the college football weekend where five of the top seven teams lost, picks for Miami-Pitt, Indiana-Michigan, Tennessee-South Carolina, Texas A&M-Alabama and Ole Miss-Texas, Big Shot of the Week for Brooklyn Green, and a game called Number One With a Bullet: how many No. 1 overall picks did Robert play with? 00:00 Intro: The Crew's Back-ish 02:48 NBA Opening Night & the Lakers Waive Dalton Knecht 07:41 Opening Night Schedule & Knicks Ring Night 08:38 Sitting Through Someone Else's Ring Night 11:07 Will the Sixers Spoil the Knicks' Party? 12:22 Wednesday's Slate & the Clippers 13:51 Steph's Ankle & the Porzingis Illness 17:17 Draymond's Weight & Off-Season Conditioning 21:40 Ben Simmons' Season-Ending Achilles 23:34 The NBA's Betting Crackdown Memo 27:24 WNBA Finals: The Dream Get Their First Win 28:14 Angel Reese's Viral Walk-Off 33:54 Eastern Conference Predictions 39:21 Western Conference Predictions 45:13 College Football's Chaos Weekend 46:52 College Football Picks 53:51 Big Shot of the Week: Brooklyn Green 55:57 Game: Number One With a Bullet 1:03:03 Does Going No. 1 Even Matter? 1:05:11 Wrap-Up

Episode 280, and B-Dawg is somewhere out on the ocean on a Carnival cruise, so it's Robert Horry and Rob Jenners holding it down. Bob's calling in from Vegas, where he's working the Lakers preseason game for season ticket holders. That gets the guys talking about the new ownership, what it means to be a Lakers legend, and why Bob respects teams like the Rockets that keep bringing back the older guys who never saw the big money. (Also: Bob is never getting on a cruise ship. Jaws, the Titanic, the Poop Cruise and a 6'2" shower for a 6'9" man. Case closed.) Walker Kessler says he's been asked to be the Lakers' defensive anchor, and Bob is not a fan of coaches handing out roles. "Your role is to win games." That turns into Luka's defense, Devin Booker shutting people up at the Olympics, and whether anybody ever had to tell Hakeem or Tim Duncan to anchor a defense. Also on the table: LeBron calling Mike Breen a liar over the Embiid practice story, Paul George's rough Celtics debut, John Collins grabbing Dillon Brooks by the throat five minutes into a preseason game, and the Knicks shutting down extension talks with KAT, Josh Hart and the rest. The WNBA Finals are set with the Golden State Valkyries and the Atlanta Dream, and the Dream are stuck playing for a title in a 3,500-seat arena. The guys go back and forth on where it should have moved (McCamish seats 8,600, for the record), whether the Angel Reese haters owe her an apology, and who wins it. Then football. Nick Sirianni kicks it short with eight seconds left and loses in London, and the Commanders sit in field goal range and let the clock run out for a tie. Bob tells the story of an inbound play at South Alabama from his freshman year that still haunts him. He was at Georgia-Alabama with his son Nick and has thoughts on the missed PI, the targeting no-call and Kalen DeBoer's sideline moment. Kentucky walks off another one, LSU turns out to be fool's gold, and Arch Manning takes some heat. College football picks for Ohio State-Indiana, Florida-Texas, Auburn-Georgia, Alabama-Tennessee, Mizzou-Ole Miss and Notre Dame-BYU. The Big Shot of the Week goes to Ben Miller and the neighbors who pulled a 90-year-old woman out of a pond in Champaign, Illinois. And in How About Them Underdogs, Bob goes 4 for 5. The one he misses? His own '95 Rockets. Subscribe, hit the bell, and drop your questions for the guys in the comments. 00:00 Episode 280 and Harp's on a cruise 01:35 Why Bob will never go on a cruise 03:38 Bob in Vegas and life as a Lakers legend 07:35 Teams that take care of the old-school guys 11:58 Walker Kessler, defensive anchor? Bob on roles 15:55 Luka's defense and Devin Booker's Olympic turn 18:01 LeBron vs. Mike Breen over the Embiid story 20:27 Paul George's rough Celtics debut 21:26 John Collins grabs Dillon Brooks 23:29 Knicks shut down extension talks 26:58 WNBA Finals: Valkyries vs. Dream and the arena drama 31:15 Angel Reese and the WNBA Finals picks 33:07 Eagles lose on a short kickoff in London 35:39 Commanders run out the clock into a tie 39:08 Bob's inbound play disaster at South Alabama 40:57 Bob at Georgia-Alabama: the PI, targeting and DeBoer 46:22 Kentucky, LSU and Arch Manning 50:20 College football picks 56:43 Big Shot of the Week: the Champaign pond rescue 58:22 Game: How About Them Underdogs