September 1, 2026 Announcing that you have a grenade in the airport we'll get you arrested!

Somebody find the Guru good news to talk about! Travel and Leisure recommends that solo travelers to Jamaica bring a portable door lock, an anti-theft bag, a personal safety alarm, and a secure holder for their passport and money! What. No Bazooka? The brand-new pier in Whittier, Alaska, that caught on fire has been declared a total loss! It's a shame there wasn't water nearby! Join Best at Sea Tours for America's funniest cruise February 14 through the 21st, 2027!

Royal Caribbean has chosen an amazing military veteran as the godmother of their new mega-mother. A glitch in the air traffic control system left thousands of English flyers stranded. Here's why. 13 young morons are banned from sailing to Costa after starting a massive brawl on board. No new cases of Norovirus. Well done, people. Keep washing those paws!

A man from Oklahoma gets arrested in the Keys and ends up with a $150,000 bond and nine felony charges. Welcome to Florida. The TSA is giving serious thought to allowing you to bring your water bottle through security. TSA and serious thought? There's a joke there. The Royal Canadian Air Force airlifted a seriously ill guest from a Celebrity ship. Great job!! Join Dottie and Tom February 26 on Crystal for a Panama Canal observation cruise.

A metal pier in Whittier, Alaska, burned because the new pier was metal, but the wood underneath wasn't! Child alert! Your kids' squishy toys will not make it on board unless they're in the checked bags! Are the check-in people at Frontier making up the carry-on rules as they go along? The Chinese government has new rules restricting freedoms in that country. Cancel your visit. Want to keep the wife laughing? Bring her on America's funniest cruise February 14, 2027.

Miami police arrest a man for sleeping underneath a hotel bed while the guests are sleeping on top! United will have Airbus aircraft outfitted with no middle seats in economy plus for trips across the pond! Are Canada and the European Union dating? Mt. Etna in Sicily is erupting again and many tourists are complaining that they're getting ash on their cannoli!

Princess joins Royal Caribbean and oversells the Island Princess! Royal Caribbean canceled many of its cruisers' Casita reservations because it was priced incorrectly. Too cheap! If it was too much, they would've shut their mouth! Justin Trudeau has been booked to speak at the World Tourism and Travel Conference. That announcement should sell one ticket. Maybe! Here is a shocker! According to a new report, Frontier Airlines had more consumer complaints than any other airline. Don't miss this new Suno song about the scrap industry!